3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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