fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Actions speak louder than pants.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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