Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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