windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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