So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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