if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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