If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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