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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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