Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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