We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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