At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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