can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
