You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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