My brain says no but my pants say off.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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