his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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