apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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