in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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