That's intense
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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