I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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