do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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