We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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