We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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