i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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