I think i peed on brittanys purse
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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