When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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