4 words: hood of his car
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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