I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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