The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Randomize
