and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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