you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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