so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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