hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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