I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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