I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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