I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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