i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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