Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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