Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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