Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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