i jhust puked up my retainher.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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