We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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