My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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