..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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