no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I see more hoeing in ur future
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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