He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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