i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
