just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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