bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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