Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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