Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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