spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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