yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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